Words Women Use!!

Fine*
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right *and* you
need to shut up. *

Five Minutes*
If she is getting dressed, *this is* half an hour.
Five minutes is *only* five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. *

Nothing*
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". *

Go Ahead*
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! *

Loud Sigh*
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A
"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". *

That's Okay*
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake. *

Thanks*
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is
thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and *back out of
the room slowly*.


Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for
a laugh. !


BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME


And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN