Make your Life Oracle !!??

Some guys just take it too far...

Make your life as deep as a Database.

Be always as unique as a Primary Key.

Be productive as an Index.

Take others' good habits as! a Foreign Key.

Share your joys with others as a Cluster.

Always keep note of your doings as good as a Data Dictionary.

Grant some privileges to others as a Role.

Secure the things as a DBA.

Do the things in order as a Rowid.

Follow your resolution as strict as a Sequence.

Light other's life as a Trigger.

Be prepared for the worst as an Exception.

Always be fruitful as a Function.

Forgive others as a Rollback Transaction.

Be thankful to God as a Commit Transaction.

Always help others like Checkpoint.

Choose the best path like an Optimizer.

Project! yourself the best like a View.

Do all these, your place will become Oracle.